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  Selene, Jules Louis Machard


ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off





my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

the neverending ballad of jakemalik, on repeat for all time

where did the kraft dinner come from why were they just laying around did he have to get up, get 8 boxes of kraft dinner & stack em up and his mom APPARENTLY didnt notice that either ??



when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills



im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty