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I’m gonna puke in a panera sos

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
"He left a cum stain on my heart"
-8 Word Story (via toyota)
lazar3tto:

twinks be like…………

I really want panera for breakfast but don’t want to get out of bed

madsinkauai:

nualolo kai, kauai

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

Orange is The New Black
Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee